ABOUT ME

Let's play a game. If you can guess what factoid(s) about me listed in this section are false, I'll buy you a coffee.

  • I made my first website before browsers supported javascript.
  • I was paid to climb trees for many years.
  • I have taken apart and reassembled a c-7 rifle blindfolded.
  • I lived in a VW van with my wife and cat for over a year.
  • I was briefly a professional nude model.
  • My cat's name is Chairman Meow.
  • I watch Pitch Perfect at least once a month.
  • I backpacked around Asia for over a year.
  • I'm a level 44 pokemon trainer.
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